No, we’re not out to destroy you

The Australian prime minister and the New South Wales premier share a singular speaking style in front of the media. It amounts to this:

Talk fast, don’t pause, snatch your breaths, keep going for exactly ten minutes, and when you’ve finished, abruptly turn away from the microphone and leave.

Where on earth did this habit come from, Scott Morrison and Gladys Berejiklian? Surely the parliamentary debating chambers.

SQUASH THE OPPOSITION

Rattling on non-stop means that opposition members have no opportunity to interject, and if they try, their voices are drowned out by the speaker.

But listen, leaders. The media won’t heckle or interrupt while you’re speaking. They’ll pay respectful attention. Given the opportunity (which they often aren’t), they’ll ask their questions when you’ve finished.

Please, Scott and Gladys, don’t talk to us as if we’re out to destroy your ten minutes in the sun. Ease up. Smile occasionally. And when you’ve finished, thank us for listening.

We’ll end up thanking you.